cosmo sex tip #1925
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me
Or I could just reblog her descendent…
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
(Source: khalessiofpizza)
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
